George F.

you can always afford to learn a lot about livin, and alittle bout love.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm.

[George F. @DCG09]

@thereaalessie Bold of you to assume I’d be able to use words in your presence, 10/10 would give a wave and an awkward smile lol

[George F. @DCG09]

#poetry

[George F. @DCG09]

Too close to the sun Icarus, stay where it is safe and familiar least ye parish in the company of the unknown

[George F. @DCG09]

When you full send, stick the landing and then panic bc you stuck the landing #goodtimes

[George F. @DCG09]

How Benny Blanco landed Selena Gomez will forever inspire me to swing for the fences.

[Kbrahn ✝️👽 @Kenny_brahn]

This 📌😂

[George F. @DCG09]

@SpookyUnagi ❤️

[George F. @DCG09]

So with @CapitalOne still being down do they plan to reimburse/compensate their customers as it is now day two of no pay deposit for them. Can’t help but wonder how FIS global went down after being voted 2024 banking tech award for excellence in payment solutions 🫣

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I just came across my wife's Tinder profile and I'm so angry about her lies.

She is not "fun to be around".

[George F. @DCG09]

@cruellamorgan I’d be ok with a trip to Miami

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Wife texts on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts: "Gently pour lukewarm water over it and then tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back: "Computer really messed up now."

[George F. @DCG09]

@fairyquadmotha It’s my favorite meal of the day 😎

[George F. @DCG09]

@cruellamorgan

[George F. @DCG09]

@cruellamorgan Pretty please

[George F. @DCG09]

@cruellamorgan Please

[George F. @DCG09]

@TechN9ne Last time was in Phoenix with @hollywoodundead and it was a dope show 🤘🏻

[George F. @DCG09]

@cruellamorgan Do I get to pick the color?