Dave Chadwick - Author

Author of Monkey, Spaghetti and Meatballs, Nostalgia Ink, Last Exit to Tumbleweed, Curse of Scruffy, and Captain Pluto Conquers Christmas. US Army vet.

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Looking for some horror comedy recommendations? I got you covered. We got wish granting monkeys, cannibal clowns, tattoo gods, aliens abducting vampire, and corrupting teddy bears! What more could you want?

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8 Authors Who Shaped Me:

Christopher Moore, Max Barry, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Alan Moore, Ian Fleming, H.P. Lovecraft, Agatha Christie.

Who are yours?

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@PolitiBunny Yeah, thems is some... yeah.

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@Eternal_Saints_ I noticed that too

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Create an image based on my X account, *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

…I don’t get it.

[Kari Ann 🍓 @kariwarburton]

Create an image based on my X account, *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

I kind of dig it 😂

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Okay! wtf is going on that this weird stuff is popping up in my ads? Has my bizarre author search history screwed me again?

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@DavidJohnButler Maybe he read tiny books.

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Between him and Melville, it’s really sad how much they never got to experience just how much their work was appreciated.

[⚔️ David J. West ⚔️ @David_JWest]

Happy birthday H.P. Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937)
“I couldn’t live a week without a private library—indeed, I’d part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I’d let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.”

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@ChudTenant And die poor, feeling unloved.

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@disagreebutter Ha!

[Sophie Anderson @SophieAnde49073]

I remain shocked, how in Utah a stolen election can stand, but I am much more shocked by how not one single member of our GOP leadership has stood against a stolen election.
Not one.

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@J0hnADouglas Wait, this is new?

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@J0hnADouglas There was a golden axe cartoon?

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@Xanderwoofs @gothneil

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@gothneil Are you consistently watching Mormon bashing content? If so, this one is on you.

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@David_JWest Oh Howard… such a brilliant writer. I get sad knowing he never got to experience how much his work got appreciated.

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This is so painfully unfunny. How can anybody defend this?

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@Nerdrotics Omg this is so painfully unfunny.

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@AaronRHolloway1 @cbnlv_cathy No we don’t agree on the subject whatsoever, sir.

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I’ve been severely depressed. I’ve never murdered three children with my bare hands, tho…

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Lindsay Clancy brutally strangled her 3 kids to death

Current scene outside the courthouse:

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@AaronRHolloway1 @cbnlv_cathy Mitigating circumstances for knowingly and intentionally strangling your three children? I’m sorry, no. Absolutely the fuck not. You’re white knighting for child murder while saying you’re not. And I’m the asshole? Sit down.

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@AaronRHolloway1 @cbnlv_cathy Oh I read it, sir.