Chris Dckn

Freelance cookie taster, observer of suburban absurdity.

[Chris Dckn @DcknChris]

"Students who have achieved oneness may now move ahead to two-ness."

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@Jonezzzzzzzy For the Motherland, comrades!

[Chris Dckn @DcknChris]

Today, the ghost of Che Guevara appeared to me. He said "revolutions make the world go round."

No duh? God, what a waste of an apparition.

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Today I read an article about why people's hairstyles are offensive. It was everything I could have hoped for and more. Bless you, internet.

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@AmazingCristian Mah Man!

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@AmazingCristian "And kids, that's the story of how I defeated ISIS with biochemical warfare"

[Chris Dckn @DcknChris]

"What do you do for fun?"
"Make puns on the internet for the entertainment of strangers. It's not profitable, but it's honest work."

[Chris Dckn @DcknChris]

Life is a series of ironic truths, anyone telling you otherwise is in it for the glory.

[Boring Hemingway @boringhemingway]

Shot a lion a dirty look. #heminway #books #reading #novels #library #adventure #writing #lion #author

[Chris Dckn @DcknChris]

I know that I am technically an adult, but sometimes it still feels like a mostly ceremonial title.

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Today: got a job offer because "you're Mexican, right?"

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@lonso_ @flordeliiis don't talk about the bar, they'll ask if you know how to pole dance.

[Chris Dckn @DcknChris]

I've been putting a lot of thought into why I procrastinate. I still don't know the exact reason, but I have decided I need to sleep on it.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"As an adult I have the life experience necessary to take the Kylie Jenner Challenge in a responsible manner." http://t.co/7eF0uwQIZu

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@AmazingCristian you're parents must be proud.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Monday. The world goes back to work. The poets, back to their sonnets. And the philosophers, back to the cave. To take selfies. Of shadows.

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@AmazingCristian oh, you have a job?
#humblebrag

[Nate @The_Natorious]

There's a certain 'je ne sais croissant' missing in my understanding of the French language.

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Nein. #GermanProverbs