Citizen Punk

I'm a very good listener but a horrible cook. Potential madman in training.

[Citizen Punk @DCL813]

@WWE @ShawnMichaels @SCOTTHALLNWO @TripleH They didn't change anything. God this company overrates the Kliq constantly. It's pathetic.

[Bret Hart @BretHart]

Thinking of my brother Owen instantly brings a big smile. He was like sunshine every day.

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@DexterC73 @davemeltzerWON I fully expect Asuka vs. Rousey to main event Wrestlemania 35.

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@WWE @The305MVP I guess they're just calling all of them legends for no good reason.

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@davemeltzerWON Edges was better than both.

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@CMPunk Do they just send you your Wrestler of the Year Award early? Not as if anyone else is gonna get it.

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@SexFactsOfLife That's because sex has nothing to do with love.

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@SexFactsOfLife Maybe I just need more sex to lose weight. LOL

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@XSTROLOGY If I'm jerking off, I hold it until it's full then let it go. It can shoot halfway across the room with enough pressure.

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@XSTROLOGY How can a man be allergic to semen? It's inside him at all times!! LOL

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@realMickFoley A match between you and Del Rio at Mania might breathe some life in ADRs career. Hardcore style...bang bang!!

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@JRsBBQ I wonder how long before Cena would have been pushed had Brock not left when he did?

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@TIME Gambling debts?

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@KariByron You're my new favorite redhead on tv!!

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@Tashaeva Oh please, get lost with that shit. So lame.

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@Tashaeva I'm in a great mood, you're the only one I am talking to like this. Love picking on the foreigners!!

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@Tashaeva Don't wanna speak Russian, you all sound like you got dick in your mouth when you talk.

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@Tashaeva Ukraine? Russia's retarded cousin, no wonder your grammar is way off!!