Ight, back on my governor shit. Under my budget, NY will have only two taxes: Land Value and Carbon. Fuck all the others, they gone. The budget also establishes a single-payer system, universal childcare, and high speed rail (fuck the subs, we removing those aids infested dens).
Bill O’Riley type announcement: Had a speech in Rockford… I’m running to turn this SIM around! @LIDemocrat has sailed the ship in wrong direction… AGAIN! @DCMockSim
For my first major action as governor of New York, I have disbanded all internal and external sexual relations investigation boards for the state government. We simply done need such unnecessary, heavy headed forms of government. #Slay💅 @DCMockSim
Ight on to some real shit. As governor, I am completely gutting the tax code. In this bill, NY will eliminate ALL taxes except two: Land Value and Carbon. NYC gotta comply to this shit too bitch. Fuck Florida, come fly to NY gang! @DCMockSim#TaxCutSlay💅
For my next move as governor, I have authorized construction of a 2000 foot Clinton statute right in the middle of Central Park. It’s gonna be wonderful, trust me! @DCMockSim