Dylan The Cockapoo

I'm a eight-year-old cockapoo tweeting of my adventures in rural Norfolk.

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@CockapooCilla It really should be!

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Pals, my vet has suggested an elimination diet to try to work out what I'm allergic to. That means no treats and no table scraps! Has anyone else had to undergo this torture? Send help please!

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@LitsaStevens I'm so very sorry 💔🫂

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@Superdoodledogs Keeping my paws crossed for a speedy recovery, Numpty 🐾🐾

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@BomberH34 Have the happiest birthday Bomber xx

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@ArchieLakeland Fab news Archie! ❤️

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@BlackCountryBe3 I'm so very sorry 💔

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@ArchieLakeland @jrpetproducts Fabulous news! ❤️

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@BooBustie Have the happiest of birthdays Buster! 🎂🎁🎉

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@ArchieLakeland Wonderful news! You've got this Archie ❤️

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I'm feeling so much better now pals. My foot is healing nicely but the vetty lady said I must still keep it covered when outside, hence this stupid sock. She also said that I should still be wearing my cone .... I very politely told her exactly what she could do with her cone!😆

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@Bailey1Cameron Have a great time Bailey!

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@BorderJoss I'm more awake but still feeling very sick 😫

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Just back from an unplanned visit to the vetanhairy man - not the best way to start the weekend!
A pesky grass seed had got itself lodged in my paw. I'm out of it from the sedatives but being brave and will be back to normal in no time ...

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@ApsoMollie1 Thank you xx

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@CockapooCilla It was!

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@DoodleNessa Oh no! I'm so very sorry - words are not enough. The pain of losing both of your beautiful girls so close together must be immense 💔

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@dakota_sir Your hatred towards English people saddens me. You have always been keen to display political correctness but you can't champion politically correct behaviour if you are casually prejudiced against an entire nationality and culture.

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@dakota_sir Time to get tested for a bacterial infection like e-coli or salmonella, both of which have those symptoms and are very contagious.

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@dakota_sir Sounds to me like you need more fibre in your diet. Pureed pumpkin or mashed sweet potato will help get things moving again.