Dane Conneely

Who do you think you are, I am

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Camel tasting lemon for the first time
https://t.co/S5ke8h48Y0

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

Palace could just leave the keeper on by himself and we wouldn’t score

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Jiri at nearly evens is bananas

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@racingblogger @bootlegger1974 @Johnaitken_90 them jeans are about 2 and a half furlongs to big captain

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

😂😂😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I dress as a Victorian gentleman in private. Worked up the courage to go out in public in full Victorian attire. I got called Charlie Chaplin, Abraham Lincoln, Monopoly Man, Willy Wonka and a weirdo. Went into Next, bought new clothes and changed into them in the toilets.

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

Zero chance this fella isn’t a Geordie

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This country is finished.

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@bootlegger1974 @Johnaitken_90

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

Hahahaha what?

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Greta’s become a right handful these days…🥛🥛

Still wouldn’t.

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@paddypower @Johnaitken_90 @Ryzz89

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@AnythingLFC_ @Johnaitken_90

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@Johnaitken_90 @frankmcdonald @bootlegger1974 @shipitforthewin Haha ducking hell

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

yeah this is art

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@JoshWoogsLFC The fella halfway through his fucking mountain of dry mash

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

Hahahahaa no 9 year old girls like Liam Gallagher 😂

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

Newcastle city centre at a complete standstill

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Greggs stores in the UK shut after IT issue hits payments https://t.co/f0qiesBxyp

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

10-8 Colby 😂😂

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Colby Covington responds to Ian Garry.

“That line only works when you’re Conor McGregor, not Corner McGregor. You fucking cuck”

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

@lfc_fury Horizontal on his hotel bed the useless cunt

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

CyclingMikey the fucking bad Tory grass costing another minimum wage worker his job.

[CyclingMikey the Unspeakable @MikeyCycling]

Hey @waitrose, your partner driving WM70VFH yesterday across Kingston Bridge was holding and using a mobile phone, and when he noticed my head camera, he very quickly and guiltily put it down. I could see both the phone and the typing actions very clearly with my own eyes.

[Dane Conneely @DCon1892]

Finger crossed gakpo is out for the season the fucking useless cunt

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Jurgen Klopp with an injury update:

🔴 Luis Diaz "felt his groin"
🔴 Darwin Nunez felt his hamstring although it is "hopefully not bad"
🔴 Cody Gakpo has "twisted his ankle"