Dan Corbridge

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

My @Super6: LEI 0-2 AST, EVT 0-3 BOR, NOT 1-1 WOL, WHA 0-4 MNC, NEW 2-2 TOT, MNU 1-2 LIV https://t.co/LpFTcwOy8u

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@Mofoman360 Yes

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

https://t.co/xxvN9pAHVI

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

.@carolvorders YOU ARE BLOODY MAGNIFICENT. EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THIS 🔥🔥�

[Matt Cain @MattCainWriter]

As I voted to kick the Tories out, I wore my dad’s wedding ring. He was in hospital with no visitors then lying on a slab for weeks waiting for his funeral while the Tories got so wasted they vommed up the walls of Downing St. This one’s for you, Dad!
#ToriesOut #ToryWipeout2024

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@MaxFRobespierre He'll go down the Trump route and claim voter fraud/postal votes conspiracy 🙄

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

YouGov predicting the biggest Conservative wipeout in their history?

It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

One for the Tree-huggers.
@RNNMarch @ChrisGPackham

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@Nigel_Farage Yes, because you helped break it. And you expect me to vote for you because you think your hate filled rhetoric can fix everything? Jog on.

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@RishiSunak Yes, absolutely. They'll do a far better job than you've managed to do over the last 14 years. Let's be honest, it won't be too difficult.

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@Bbmorg Twat

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

What an utterly brilliant way to present the 2023 sewage dumping data. Just enter you postcode. 👋👋👋

Deserving of an award me thinks.

https://t.co/WC7H2ZoQSx

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@DrMoneyTrees Soul II Soul

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Your @thameswater sewage dumping map for the morning of Sat, 24th Feb 2024.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If you taxed every Billionaire in the UK so they only had £1bn you would get £1.1tn, an entire year’s worth of tax revenue.

It would affect only 173 People.

Tax the Rich, they’ve stolen all the money and dodged tax for decades.

Abolish Billionaires.

I followback

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

@Everymancinema when do tickets for Wonka go on sale please?

[Dan Corbridge @DCorbridge]

My @Super6: WOL 0-3 MNC, BOR 0-4 ARS, MNU 2-1 PAL, NEW 3-0 BUR, TOT 2-2 LIV, NOT 1-3 BRN https://t.co/LpFTcwO0iW

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day.

I've been there and got that tshirt. If you're thinking of getting one, talk to a pal, a stranger or a family member first, and remember that after every storm and dark clouds come sunny days like today.

Talk. Your life is precious.

[Issy Panayis @IssyPanayis]

When it's this hot, I recognise only one true saviour