Varric the Just

Just here to tell stories and make jokes.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

Date night with the wifey. She started hitting the targets.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

In today's episode of my wife talks in her sleep, she asked what humans taste like and if it was chicken.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

I don't really post much anymore, but following the news @bioware it seems like they are letting go only the experienced/highest paid or union people. People who would ensure a good game.

Worst of all, with @BioMaryKirby gone what great stories will we miss?

[Mary Kirby @BioMaryKirby]

So. Hey, if anyone's looking for a writer/narrative designer with kind of an absurd amount of experience, I'm available.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@eletania_ @bioware @dragonage

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@eletania_ Too late.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@eletania_ Told you when I picked it up for you not to use it.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@SirensCallCo If it makes you feel any better, Sarah likes to talk about D&D and food in her sleep. She wanted to make pancakes with handles.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@Shardosaurus @eletania_ @mrbob0822

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

Can't wait to see what surgery they did to @eletania_ later, I hope it is a good one.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

So now that reddit has a subreddit for tracking Elon's plane, do you think he will buy that and tank it too?

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@SirensCallCo @eletania_ is gonna want these crazy pics.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@SirensCallCo @eletania_ I will eat any and all cheese. It's the law here.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

I was yelled at by my wife today for eating cheese. Divorce incoming.
@eletania_

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@eletania_ I ain't no classy ass lady.

[✨Siren✨ @SirensCallCo]

Chest Hair? Chest Hair ❤️👄❤️

Varric: @Dctua_Seto
Merrill: @eletania_
Bela: @SirensCallCo

#dragonage #cosplay

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@OO7honeybadger They are just asking you to cite your sources.

[Varric the Just @Dctua_Seto]

@OO7honeybadger It's fine, what you don't see, can't hurt you, right? You are almost invincible.