DCU Crave

Parody account that takes record of things happening within the DCU. Some canon and some being jokes. There will be spoilers.

Run by @vandykepalmer

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Hi guys! Admin here. I’d like to thank you all for 1k followers and almost 2k. I’m super happy you’ve all loved this account!! I’m having a lot of fun with it :)

I’ll probably delete this post in a few hours, but I just wanted to thank you all<3

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Today is the first day of the court case regarding Matt Hagen’s altercation with Markos Szabos.

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Superman was recently spotted in Lex Luthor’s office.

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Despite his injuries, Matt Hagen has commented on AI generated images of him being shared regarding his incident.

“I don’t condone AI. I’ve never supported it and I never will, and I think people who use AI in any way shape or form are disgusting.”

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“Lord over the planet as the last son of Krypton. Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you.” - Superman’s parents in newly translated video.

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Matt Hagen has been replaced by Kirk Crawford as Rocky in the upcoming ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ remake.

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A newly shared video reveals that Superman plans to eventually take over Earth, as well as owning his own secret harem.

[maral @purnelissey]

he was so happy to look fab in that black dress #Clayface

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DISCLAIMER: Matt Hagen and Mia Torrez are not real people, they are fictional character’s.

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Mia Torrez, wife of business mogul Markos Szabo, has accused actor Matt Hagen of sexually assaulting her.

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I will delete this soon.

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Mia Torrez, wife of business mogul Markos Szabo, has accused actor Matt Hagen of sexually assaulting her.

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Newspapers discussing Matt Hagen’s injury can be purchased around Gotham City.

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Zlatko Buric, president of Boravia, was recently pinned up against a cactus by Superman.

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Matt Hagen’s film from earlier this year, ‘Prettyface’, has released on digital after 4 weeks in cinemas. It crossed $23M on a $12M budget.

[amediole || matt hagen pilled @zweigisms]

Prettyface (2026)

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Rick Flag Sr. has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…

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The original magazine cover for sexiest man alive of 2026 has been revealed, prior to the new winner.

Via: @tomharriesmedia

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Matt Hagen has seemingly been replaced as this years ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, following his recent altercation and allegations.

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Odds of Matt Hagen winning an Oscar for Best Lead Actor for his role in Hell’s River have dropped from 43% to 29%.

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🚨 Matt Hagen, prior to his incident donated $100,000 to the LGBTQ+ Community.

"Let me in," he states.

Via: @wavytiti

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Prior to Matt Hagen’s incident, him and Corey Bowery were set to star in a queer romance which involved the two reuniting after a club meet from when they were young, rediscovering their sexualities together as they fell in love. It has been put on hold.

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The court case for Matt Hagen and Markos Szabo will take place on October 29th.

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An interview planned between Daily Planet journalist Lois Lane and Superman has reportedly been scrapped.