Valentines From DC

Hope you don't mind, but you'll be picking up the check.

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Washington's broke, the bill's left with you.

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you live with your mom,
so I def can’t sleep with you. #badeconomy #DCValentines

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Our love is growing, So is the state, We hope you enjoy, Your higher tax rate

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red,
My birth control is free,
to hell with this #debt,
shut up and screw me. #DCValentines
#Obamacare

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Thanks for the dinner but please don't call, I really only want to date, Senator Rand Paul #ValentinesDay #tlot #tcot @SenRandPaul

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red, violets are blue, tried to get #Obamacare, but I'm stuck in the queue #DCValentines

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

@MonicaCrowley #RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue we want to cut #spending, Retweet if you do too! Happy Valentine's Day!

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

@SaraEOC #RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue we wish everyone, was as awesome as you! Thanks for the follow!

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

I'd spend all of China's money to make you happy. #DCValentines #Debt

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

You give my #budget a surplus, baby.

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

#RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue Washington's broke, the bill's left with you. #ForeverAlone #DCValentines #CandyHeartRejects

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

@TheGamingKhan #RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue your retweet makes us all go WOOOO! :)

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

.@MarkRMatthews #RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue thanks for the follow, we totally love you!

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

.@jmansour Thanks for the follow, You know we love you, We all just wish Congress, Had the same follow-through #budget

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Thanks @ShaNez_H! Your retweet makes us feel almost as loved as a special interest group in the Obama WH.

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

[PIC] #RosesareRedVioletsAreBlue, you live with your mom, so I def can’t sleep with you#EconomySucks #ForeverAlone

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you better not F w/ me,
b/c my drone will find you #DCValentines #foreveralone

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

#RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue Washington's Valentine's Day fun, is paid for by you. #DCValentines #ForeverAlone #CandyHeartRejects

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red
violets are blue
tonight will be great
b/c I got free birth control from you. #DCValentines #candyheartrejects #foreveralone

[Valentines From DC @DCValentines]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I don't feel like working,
so I'll just take $ from you #DCValentines #foreveralone #candyheartrejects