Hedging my Happiness

I created this just to be a sports STOOGE. Aspiring degenerate gambler, an all around Ohio f*ck, and #MACtion afficionado.

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MYLES GARRETT DID IT!
#DawgPound

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Today's Packers Vikings game is just a Big Ten West game in disguise.
#Skol #GoPackGo

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@Browns And the 2nd "Hold my dick" TD of the day. It's Week 18, ref. Let the boys run wild.

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@DanielDiMartino @ZohranKMamdani Fuck you you "spik me" MAGA piece of shit.

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Was Georgia trying to catch Ole Miss off guard with the pitchy pitchy woo woo play on the kickoff? Because I can't fathom not taking the ball at the spot of a touchback and running a designed play. #SugarBowl
#GoDawgs #OleMissRebels

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@TheKardiac_Kid You talking about Stefanski? Yeah, fuck him too. He and Andrew Berry are Ivy League educated morons who do just enough to keep their jobs all while rotting the team from the inside with dumbass decisions.

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@TheKardiac_Kid Me watching the Buckeyes implode and seeing Ryan Day get exposed for the fraud he is......... Again

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This game has 2007 National Championship game vibes. Florida punched Ohio State in the mouth early and often and they couldn't comprehend what was happening and it was too late to recover. Miami is READY tonight and their defense is humming. #CottonBowl #TheU #GoBucks

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Vanderbilt just had its best season in a long time and they just lost to Iowa
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SECSPN won't be happy.

The SEC: iT jUsT mEaNs mORe

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@FanDuel TO. Megatron is just a bigger better version of TO. Rice and Moss are better compliments to Calvin because they're more versatile.

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@maddenifico Education is national security.

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I'm mostly joking, but the NFL should scrap the previous 17 weeks of the NFC South and just make the winner of Falcons Saints next week division champ. Right now, they're playing much better than the Panthers and Bucs.

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Rams in the bone colored jerseys and pants is DISGUSTING! Falcons in their wonderful throwbacks contrasted with arguably the worst non-throwback unis in the NFL. #LARvsATL #RamsHouse #ATL

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@Corley21 @CleGuardians 1. All holidays are made up
2. Christmas is a fake holiday to hijack the pagan holiday during the winter solstice
3. You're a selfish cunt who can't comprehend that people live life different from you.

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Just cancel the fucking season. This team is so fucking SAAAAAWWWWFFFFT. It is Donovan Mitchell and a bunch of brain dead bitches on this team. I'm so sick of watching these dudes let Spida down every damn game. #LetEmKnow

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@HammerDAHN It was, is, and forever will be the Bobcats.

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Parker Navarro DAWG!
#OUOhYeah

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This can't be a play that's worthy of an ejection. You wanna say he led with the crown of his helmet? Yeah, maybe true. Make it a 15 yard personal foul and keep it moving. Targeting needs to be like a Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 in basketball.
#OUOhYeah #CFB

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Uh oh. Miami might not have wanted to score a TD right there. Too much time on the clock. #CFBPlayoff #TheU #GigEm