Dave Dubie

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@Samples75 @tylermilliken_ @LouMerloni You’re kidding, right? “Funky,” isn’t offensive to anyone. A 40-year comic strip for crissake! (Long live ‘Funky Winkerbean!!’)

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@DanCrenshawTX You’ve devolved incredibly during the five years I’ve followed you, Dan. Once so full of promise, now just ranting on and on, full of baseless claims and inexplainable bitterness. You lost because so many classify you as I do… “A colossal disappointment.”

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@nypost But your front page said…

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@DanCrenshawTX Losing your election hasn't made you any less smug, has it, Dan? You once had such potential... PS: You oppose anything that Dems offer up, so the reflexivity goes both ways, I guess!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@DanCrenshawTX Shut up, clown.

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@joncoopertweets MY THUMB HIT THE WRONG NAME!! I’m With Leo!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@DanCrenshawTX Fuck you, Dan. Once a hero, now a hack.

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@gregkellyusa You’re proving to be an even bigger asshole than him. Fuck off. Darkness is due you.

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@Johnny_Joey You’re an asshole. Bye.

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@davebriggstv Holy shit…

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@realDailyWire @DanCrenshawTX Trouble is, @DanCrenshawTX can’t PAY anyone to fuck with him!!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@DanCrenshawTX Two years ago, you had a political future!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@DanCrenshawTX Yikes. I was a Chuck Norris fan. But now that he spent even 39 seconds associating with YOU? Shit… Now i have to melt all my Walker Texas Ranger videocassettes!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@LGAustinDavis @AustinDavisPA Someone also needs to stand up and pay THIS thing to take her maternity leave EARLY and EXTENDED!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@marceelias I have a long night ahead trying to unsee THIS @PressSec !!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@montydonohew How blessed is every country that did NOT produce @PressSec THIS??

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@PressSec And every one of your great American teachers DESPISED you! Legendary hatred in those hallways, Karoline! 🤣🤣🤣

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@PressSec Any chance he’ll cut YOU from the payroll?? (PS: All of your teachers hated you. Fact.)

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@WhiteHouse @PressSec No, but they’ll cover THIS because you made it a big deal!! Your vanity is laughable, your ignorance legendary, your vile nature inescapable!

[Dave Dubie @DDcapecod13]

@PressSec Can he crack down on YOU now?? Please please please please please PLEASE take the extended maternity leave that ALL of you teachers hoped you’d have taken back in high school!!! (“Let’s hope she gets knocked up and drops out!”)