Dan DeLuca

Just hold on kid, til that train makes Santa Fe || [Not actually Dan]

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@ItsStephStyles Consider yourself at home! Consider yourself part of the furniture!

[Sensitive Jack Kelly @SensitiveJack]

Santa Fe may be 2,000 miles farther away than Chipolte but at least they don't charge extra for guac. #IGotNothinIfICantSayOlé

[Ｈｅｎｒｙ Ｊｏｎｅｓ ＩＩＩ @SkilledFencer]

no Ella love is not an open door . no matter how many times she tries to get me to sing it with her.

[Enjolras @mr_Enjolras]

get out my coat

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@ItsStephStyles @PatienceKara @JeremyMJordcn Did you guys do that just to spam Germy and I?

[Cosette @queenpontmercy]

I love Marius, but not enough to name our first child Napoleon.

[Cosette @queenpontmercy]

Blondes have more fun but I'm guessing most blondes don't have fiancés with PTSD

[Cosette @queenpontmercy]

Writing wedding invitations is awkward when all your fiancé's friends are dead

[Cosette @queenpontmercy]

Marius has a strange aversion to chairs and tables. It's okay. I'm used to eating on the floor.

[Cosette @queenpontmercy]

I try to cook for Marius, but every time I ask him what he wants for dinner he says "my friends back"

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@JeremyMJordcn @ItsStephStyles 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@JeremyMJordcn I'm stickin' with Germy 👍

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@JeremyMJordcn Still Germy.

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@ItsStephStyles exactly!

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@JeremyMJordcn I prefer D$. (pronounced D Money)

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@ItsStephStyles

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

@PatienceKara My nickname for Jeremy.

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

I was expecting a spam from Steph and Germy in my mentions when I got on but nope.

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

Okay. Like the real Dan, fake Dan also has to sleep. I'm going to bed now. 👍 Goodnight.

[Dan DeLuca @DDcLuca15]

// HE WASNT EVEN ONLINE