Soup Sandwich

The ultimate garlic bread enthusiast
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Legally classified as a zombie
professional dumbass
#GoPackGo
he/they
Good soldiers follow orders

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@JDKillSwitch "GET OFF GRANDMAMA'S CARPET! SHE DON'T LIKE NOBODY ON THE CARPET! ESPECIALLY POLICE!!"

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@ESean3007 @krystal_is_dumb But 3 rights make a left

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@jinnightale @Wints701 @MarcyBelowFloor Horseshoe crabs are the exception because they are peak perfection

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@NoF4kinName @Sp1dersam_ @HubPointless This where you zip it, the adult is talking

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@SuperStarRetro @ryN4090 @usedgov To be fair, Jimmy is a narcissistic super genius

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@BalancingEarh @Emiratti A-, Aurora borealis, the phenomenon on which the night sky lights up in a bunch of colors, which doesn't even need to be freezing out to see. That's your ice attack

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@cho_chup @Service_Mutt_ @467Doggo I miss 7 seconds ago when I didn't know semi-realistic Nendo existed

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@Chokpik_NotCase Hazel eyes are the best

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@Minnesotan_ML @Chokpik_NotCase "I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! Well, the difference being that one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!"

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@SideCharacter31 @SpongeTron129 @DeSoupBowl Imagine if the movie was the 2nd time we see Plankton

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@Fishythefox2 @SpeedyUnifier @FNFPFAG "Ragebaiters are human too"

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@bdgreer @JustinWhang MIB MENTIONED

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@kasatnight @ANT1TAECLUB The cropping made me thought it was Thrawn

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@sinsmasshowman @PrideRing666 Nah, just take the damn controller away form him at this point

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@_Barfyman362_ @DJames947740 You either die a defiant or live long enough to become a cliché/trope

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@Criminalsimpson https://t.co/yp5TEaBC9D

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@Mythheart_ @found_it_funny By showing a gif of a horse fly

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@TheShyDoomer Wait, why do transphobes want to ban peanut butter?

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@BTOP1110 @GalvStudios22 Because it's not coming out of his arm

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@ArtofSpongebob "What did he say? garbage?"