Dr. 2Gs

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Not cocky, but you gotta have a resume to talk cash to me
Midwest roadrunner

[Larry David @NotLarrayy_]

You people are actually just geniuses

[Sports fan Evan @E_Raze7]

We still talk about you🥀

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

just to be clear doing this is actual antisemitism

[weedy gonzales @WESTSIDEJC_]

This horny ass nigga not even a DJ

[Conference Commandos @ConfCommandos]

I often think about how CFB executives despised College Football so much, they slashed out a quarter of gameplay via running clock and backfilled the time with more commercials - so that we never get epic 61-58 shootouts like this again

[👳🏾‍♂️ @RetiredDragger]

Passer ratings used to mean so much until Lamar started leading the league, year in and year out in that category lol

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

Call me a statist but I do not think we should be letting people run any software they want on their self-driving car. It is not Skyrim for Linux. You do not get mods on the freeway.

[BridgetStahovic 🇵🇸 @BridgetStahovic]

guy with a warrant out for his arrest, from literally the ICC, admitting to witness tampering

[َ @evakpilled]

recess as in slides and monkey bars and hopscotch??😭

[Justin Peeber @paulswaggerr]

DJ Drama: “Mr. Thanksgiving and Stevie! And they wonder why we can’t see the competition… Ha haaa!!”

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I'VE DONE A SHITTY JOB AS PRESIDENT.

[Tim Donnelly @DonnellySports]

On SNF this week the Panthers will start their:
-Back up LT
-Back up RT
-Back up LG
-Potentially back up WR2 and WR3
-Back up CB1
-Potentially back up CB2
-Already a whole bunch of back up DL
-Potentially back up FS

I bet there are a few others I am missing...

#KeepPounding

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

This is going triple platinum in washed edits

[MiamiTate @MiamiTate]

“Miami doesn’t play ranked teams”

That’s cause we have 3 4-0 teams on our schedule who aren’t ranked because they are ACC

[Underdog @Underdog]

Argh, Matey

[Black Marlins Man @ampaveli]

Easiest no ever. Some people not coming and they probably tryna fill spots 😭

[ken @JaiIpose]

Him after gettin out da car

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

I don't care about system or conference, this shit is forever insanely impressive lmfaooooooooo