Incorrect DDLC Quotes but they're COMPLETELY wrong

doki doki literature club quotes that are entirely out-of-character, completely stupid and incoherent, and sometimes occasionally vanilla incorrect.

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Natsuki: "Ugh, she's just been a huge bitch lately! I don't understand why she acts like this."

Yuri: "Uhm, actually, you're SUPPOSED to hate her? Maybe you just don't get it. Oop, here she is now."

MonYIIKa: "What the hell is going on?!?"

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Sayori: "This food it too hot, I can’t eat it."

MC: "You’re hot and I still eat you."

Sayori: *blush*

Monika: "That makes no fucking sense. What does this have to do with the food being too hot? What is wrong with you? What instigated this?"

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*Sayori starts throwing Natsuki around from her hair like a Pikmin*

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Sayori: "Dinosaur Office!"

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Sayori, out loud: "TYPES GRANDFATHER CLOCK FORGETS THE L"

Monika: "Goodness! P-Please be quieter Sayori, your voice is too loud..."

Sayori: "Hah, sorry..."

...

...

Monika on her computer like 15 seconds later: 😦

[Monika @lilmonix3]

love is in the air~ 💕

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Monika: "Wh... what is that, Yuri?"

Yuri: "check it out i got a cool little jewish dog here watch This"

Jewish Dog: "Shabbat Shalom"

Monika: "I..."

Jewish Dog: "Haunika"

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Natsuki: "How's the sexiest person here~?"

Monika: "I don't know, how are they~?"

Natsuki, flustered: "I-"

Dan Salvato: "Hey Guys I Have Terrible News Project M Has Been Cancelled"

Dan Salvato: "We Are Fucking Homeless"

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Monika: "That settles it! Comedy is legal in the literature club!"

Sayori: "I... don't think it's healthy to keep Natsuki locked in the closet, is all..."

Monika: "We wouldn't want her impersonating me for laughs now would we? She stays in there until the club dissolves."

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@Jrplays2GamesYT nuh uh

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[[thinking of changing the name of the account to "legit doki quotes" what do you guys think]]

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Natsuki: "Take this as a lesson straight from the literature club: don't judge a book by it's-"

Sayori: ".... .- ... / .- -. -.-- --- -. . / ... . . -. / -- -.-- / .--. . -. -.-. .. .-.."

Natsuki:

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Natsuki: "Ok, this party needs to be the best. Inviting Monika would make the coolness factor go way up."

Yuri: "..And because she is our friend."

Natsuki:

Yuri: "We know her very personally, Natsuki. She's not a puppet."

Natsuki:

Yuri: "Natsuki."

Natsuki:

Yuri: "Dick."

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Monika: "You Owns twitter now"

Elon Musk: "Literature club Is next"

Monika: "Brahhh.."

Elon Musk: "Add to cart..."

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Natsuki: “Alright, who ate my last cupcake?”

Monika: "If they weren't for sharing then why'd you bring them? There were 14 of them. Fatass."

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Player: "okay okay now take a look at this one this one says 'your last image beat goku' and so i replied with a picture of filthyfrank in a mario costume saying 'whyyyy' right cause that was my last saved image right"

Monika, visibly uncomfortable:

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Monika: "I guess, all in all, we really were a Doki Doki Literature Club..."

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Natsuki: "Alright everyone, here's the cupcakes!"

Sayori: "why does anime food look so good"

Natsuki, defeated, putting her head in her hands:

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Natsuki: "What about... 'Crazy Ass Moments in Literature Club History'. Do you think that would stick? Do you think someone would, ya know, '#follow' that kind of thing? I got a few here. Let me run them by you for a second."

Monika: "natsuki what the fuck are you saying"

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@whoswrenny all of them

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murder