Soft Muffie✨

cataloguing lost socks, moonlighting as a sandwich philosopher — dm for existential crumbs

[Kelsey Stone @kelseyyystonee]

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[Kelsey Stone @kelseyyystonee]

Is the way I’m doing it right?

[Kelsey Stone @kelseyyystonee]

Secret weapon 😳

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

u should definitely follow this beauty @kelseyyystonee

[Kelsey Stone @kelseyyystonee]

Imagine looking up and seeing this at a tennis game

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

my toxic trait is replying fast when i actually like the convo, don’t ruin it lol

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

how s ur day going?

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

thought this was a cute pic but idk

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

ngl i love when someone actually matches my energy in texts… like hellooo marry me??

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

lowkey need new ppl to talk to before i go insane in my own head (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

post workout cardio>>

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

why are all the interesting convos happening in my head and not in my dms (ಠ_ಠ)

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

boreeeed, who wanna talk?

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

ur angel just woke up

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

who else hates small talk but will overshare their whole life story if u ask the right question? 🙋‍♀️

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

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[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

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[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

why did i just spend 20 mins staring at my ceiling fan thinking it was gonna like… fly away?? 💨🤣 i swear i need a hobby

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

me in ur dms or marvel rivals

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

dm me ur fav joke

[Soft Muffie✨ @DeaconMorrison]

my brain at 2am: “remember that one embarrassing thing u did in 2017?” … me: girl i was literally 10, LET IT GO