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Bereft of life, full of funnies!

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Check out our highlight reel of ‘The New Normal’ starring the comedic talents of Lou Sanders, Kemah Bob, Chris Washington, Michael Stranney, Pierre Novellie, Luke McQueen, and Phil Dunning! Full video here --> https://t.co/lTr4HTnGDz

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.@sindhuvfunny says if you’re dealing with cherries in the kitchen you may as well commit murder because crime scene investigators can’t tell the difference. Full video here --> https://t.co/anFAlFmIgR

#NewNormal #DeadParrot #SindhuVee

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. @the_scaredy_kat shows us how to battle Coronavirus: dress up in drag. Full video here --> https://t.co/YyWN51gv3J

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Cutting your hair has never been easier! Check out @EggComedy's full video here! --> https://t.co/jpzBFhC2au

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Everyone! @sporty_phil's cam room is the place to be! Full video here - https://t.co/UCeAPboaDA

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Making new friends is so easy! Thanks @MrLukeMcQueen! Full video here - https://t.co/1myjRh4fgl

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The future of conversations according to @pierrenovellie! Full video here - https://t.co/Zb0OdCbF6O

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Here's a snippet from @kemahbob's episode of the New Normal! I think we could all do with a little intimacy rn....full video here - https://t.co/ANqnZ4p2Wy

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Will nights out ever be the same again? @ChrisWash_ doesn't think so! Watch Chris Washington's episode of The New Normal here: https://t.co/8qHqy59w6e

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Here's a snippet of Michael Stranney's episode of The New Normal! Watch here: https://t.co/PHIMwl76UN

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What if plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume?

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What was the first man to milk a cow trying to do?