Deadair Dennis Maler

Rabble rousing subversive jocular misanthrope that will make you laugh or gasp. Abrasively social. Allergy free since '81!

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From Teacher to Comedian Chris Duffy is the latest guest on “So, What Do You Really Do?”

Find it everywhere you listen to podcasts and on the @ilovebigcomedy network.

#teachersofinstagram #dayjob

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@ryanarey @ColtonOgburn Budweiser does a clydesdale ad every Super Bowl. The M&G teaser was a Bud parody during the SB. What part of the gag don’t you get?
Hating this is pretentious and hypocritical when you think the energizer ad is acceptable.
https://t.co/RVoHrAzwCI

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Heard at an open mic:
Comic: “If a guy held a gun to my head and made me choose one of you to blow I’d be like, ‘Uh, him because he looks like he cums the quickest.’”
Audience: …
Comic: “There’s something there.”
Me: “Yeah, homophobia.”

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I don’t know if I’m late to the party with this but Stranger Things season 4 is either the Bye Bye Love reunion I didn’t know I needed or the lost SyFy Channel reboot of My 2 Dads.

#strangersthings #strangerthings4

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@RalphGarman Did you do the voice of the tv announcer on season 3 episode 8 of Stranger Things?

[U.K. Lee @UKLeeDuck]

More pins. Less weight.

Thank you Captain Weird Beard for the custom U.K. Lee ducky.

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Someone’s happy I’m vacation for the next 3 months and ready to drive cross country again.
#adognamedsister
https://t.co/2psWs2l0Vb

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Come watch me, my friends, & @BINJdotNews staff roast the news, pop culture, & the state of the world Saturday afternoon!

Everyone at DigBsoton/BINJ were the most supportive & encouraging people I’ve ever worked with. I can’t wait to reunite for a fun afternoon of jokes.

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I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but I am someone’s shot of whiskey. And I’m starting to think the whole world is sober.

[Native American Pride @native_am_pride]

The Columbus statue at the state capitol in St. Paul Minnesota was removed today by Indigenous people.

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@JoshSneed The special is great, Josh! Congrats!

[Josh Sneed @JoshSneed]

Here's one thing I learned the hard way...Never roast someone from the same town as you. Watch my full special, "Fat Ryan" NOW at https://t.co/pSSkMxWSSe #disruptorcomedy #joshsneed #comedian #comedyspecial #fatryan

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@chinbeard This is such a cool project, Bill. I’ve been enjoying the build videos. Glad you’re getting the reward of people enjoying it.

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@mike19510 @VickiWasylak Dude, you went through 2 years of old tweets to try and dunk on someone for what? Go take a nap in a house fire you piece of shit.

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@barrettleddy Keep up the good work, buddy.

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Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

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@altonbrown Are you in jail making a commissary “hook up” meal?

[U.K. Lee @UKLeeDuck]

Anyone want to build a snowman in July?
Boston’s South End Tremont & Mass Ave at Chester Park.

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My favorite thing on Ironheart so far is clearly Cree Summer bringing her own wardrobe.

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When you’re in a crowded place, it’s where you feel the most alone.

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Screen Crush: “Star Wars can be more than Luke, Han, and Leia.”

Also @screencrushnews: “RECAST LUKE, HAN, AND LEIA AND MAKE NEW MOVIES ABOUT THEM!”

cc: @ColtonOgburn @HeatherAntos @ryanarey

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