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Father of the Meme Economy 👨🍼 | co-founder of @DankBankHQ 💦🧬 | not guilty of any crimes 👮‍♀️❌

[🅿️ＲＥＺ @DeadassPrez]

I only smoke mid

[FactMachine @factmachine]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

[FactMachine @factmachine]

According to NYPD data, crime rates fall 76% when Lawrence Fact plays

[FactMachine @factmachine]

10 down, 6 to go

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

Just made $300,000 trading prediction markets

I bet “yes” on the market “will every woman reject me, leaving me a virgin at the age of 26?”

This is life changing money

[low yield lucy @picotop]

Warning from Dario Amodei: “Claude CAN lay pipe and WILL eat it like a pit bull in a peanut butter factory”

[FactMachine @factmachine]

Tomorrow we're hosting a livestream to celebrate our 100th market.

We will be connecting every employee to a polygraph machine and seeing how honest they've been on FactMachine.

Every time we catch a lie, we'll take $100 from their balance and give it to a random user.

[low yield lucy @picotop]

a homeless guy asked me for money today.

I gave him a dollar. he asked for more.

I explained that with the Strait of Hormuz opening and costs coming down at every stage of the supply chain, that the dollar should buy him 15% more than it did last week.

he spat on me.

[FactMachine @factmachine]

Homies,

Please be patient with us as we distribute last week's payouts.

We have to send every transaction manually, so it's going to take some time.

Realistically, end of day Monday.

Soon, we'll automate this process so everyone gets their weekly rewards instantly. But in the meantime, we gotta do it the old fashioned way.

xoxo.

[bruce @onchainscammer]

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[FactMachine @factmachine]

WE'RE LIVE!

New Market: US Military Intervention in Iran - Good or Bad?

[FactMachine @factmachine]

FNN - The Voice of the People

[DCF GOD @dcfgod]

You really can bet on this now

Note: dcf cap seeded factmachine

[FactMachine @factmachine]

ALPHA TRADING RESUMES AT 4PM EST

We've made the website a lot cooler.

There are profile pages and gifs now.

[FactMachine @factmachine]

Not gonna lie, when we switched to a prize model for alpha, I had no idea how difficult it would be

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find FIFTY Kabutos in New York? I've been to every Pokémon store in NYC and they LAUGH at me

I’m gonna rope

[FactMachine @factmachine]

Week 2 of Alpha Season 2 is over! This week's top traders will take home:

- Bernie Madoff's Suit
- A Lebron James Rookie Card
- A 2008 Lehman Brothers Stock Certificate
- An Emerald
- DDR5 Ram

This week's top voters will each take home an original Enron stock certificate!

[FactMachine @factmachine]

After months of planning, we're excited to announce 'Fact Mart' is coming to New York City.

New York's first 2x price grocery store.

We signed the lease. And we donated $1 to Food Bank For NYC — an organization that changes how our city responds to hunger. 🧵

[FactMachine @factmachine]

New Market: Should Greenland be part of the United States?

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

Holy shit he’s almost 60 and a millionaire?? No fucking way! After just 40 years of being in the workforce and benefiting from the absolute best housing and stock market in history?

Need to buy this guys course on how to get rich now!