Deadbeat Dad Swag

This account is dedicated to making fun of all the idiot dead beat dads out there, who think it's cool to act a fool instead of taking care of their kids!

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#CatsAreSluts but so is my baby momma. I'm the only guy she's ever been with, but still...slut. slut. slut. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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My kids have issues...it must be their mom's fault. After all, she's the one who raised them. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Why would I pay child support? My baby momma's rich! #DeadbeatDadSwag

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@ChelseaHouska @PapaRandlicious #TM2 comes on tonight. That Adam guy is my role model #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Funny, that's what my daughter calls me "@iamjoshdanger: Nothing more relaxing than sitting on the coach watching ghost dad!”

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#LiesIveToldMyParents My baby momma won't let me see my child, and I have no clue why! #DeadbeatDadSwag

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This whole "visitation" thing is really inconvenient. It cuts in to my "me" time, and thats very precious time indeed. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Not gonna make it to pick up the kids this week. My new GF doesn't like children, and I'd hate to make her uncomfortable. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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I don't need to spend time with my baby. It's not like they're old enough to remember it anyway. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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It's my kid's birthday? No no, couldn't be. I specifically remember their birthday was last year. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Go to the bar, or send money to my baby momma? That's easy: drinks on me! #DeadbeatDadSwag

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They started taking child support out of my check...guess it's time to find a new job. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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A job? Ain't nobody got time for that. #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Can't remember the last three days #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Favorite Song: "That baby don't look like me" #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Robbed my baby mama #DeadbeatDadSwag

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Child support check bounced #DeadbeatDadSwag

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