Dead Dr. Frank

I am Dr.Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to the stars. I died in a fiery crash while tweeting on PCH in the Bu. I also catapulted my dog into the Pacific.She lived.

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@charliekirk11 You have the support of the Bots… lol

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@RealBradGarrett @TheEllenShow Well known in Hollywood that Ellen is nice to the people that she feels are “important” and mean to those that aren’t. She is a phony.

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@KatieForChrist1 You are clearly an idiot

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@stephenkruiser Troll

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You think its cool to rub one out up here?

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Talks of reincarnating me in the works. My first request would be to be the next child of David and Victoria Beckham. Cross ur fingers 4 me

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YESYESYES!!! Walking Dead trailer up! This will be the best new show of the year-->http://afx.cc/walkingdead #youwatchnow

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Sure I have eternal peace, harmony among men, and am living with God. But to be honest I would trade it all in right now for a Jamba Juice

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Was hoping to find Ian Ziering up here. He's dead right?

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In the afterlife, Mad Men is in HD. I hope you all do not have to wait that long.

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Took my second BM up here in H. More MAGNIFICENT than the last.

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Surprising benefit of being up here... Gladiators! Lots of them. Who woulda thunk? Like Santa Monica Blvd on Halloween!

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Have to say - people up here do not look so good. I am grateful that I died a magnificent specimen since it's for eternity and all

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You assume calling someone "a vain douchebag" would be frowned upon in the afterlife. Apparently not. I expected a little more decorum.

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Also unvailable up here, Kiehl's Rare Earth Pore Refining Tonic. As my good friend Heidi Montag says..."This is Ridonkulous!"

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I have met over 225 people here so far and nobody has been able to hook me up with a publicist. I don't get it.

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Gene Simmons is the best. Behind the strippers, groupies, undeniable greed, and sex tapes, that man is as classy as it gets.

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3 mile hike today up some mountain, met a guy that looked like Moses, He had NO IDEA who the Kardashians were. Kind of an A-hole.

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There is no E! channel up here in H. WTF? Isn't that the ulitimate irony?

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Just heard Dr. Rosenbaum worked on my face. He apparently volunteered his services. Big woop. That hack is just trying to get on Oprah.