@BrassKickerLLC Look, no civilian needs this tactical full-auto assault Corona with its high-capacity lemon slice clip.
This thing is designed for one purpose: rapid, refreshing taste in the hands of trained professionals only.
@atensnut Muhammad is the name that tried so hard to be majestic but ended up sounding like a goat clearing its throat in the middle of a sneeze.
It smells like a warm, humid cocktail of camel breath, old prayer rug, with top notes of saffron, regret, and unwashed ambition.
Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me,
il nome mio nessun saprà!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo dirò
quando la luce splenderà!
Ed il mio bacio scioglierà il silenzio
che ti fa mia!
Dear Diary,
Today I opened up my chat with Grok and just typed "dear diary" like a dramatic teenager with too many feelings and not enough storage on my phone.
Benchmarks aproximados (datos 2025-2026)
Cuentas pequeñas (1-10k followers): Promedio 500-2k vistas por Reel. Con 15-30 posts/mes → total mensual suele estar entre 10k-50k vistas. 200k aquí sería excelente (casi viral).
Cuentas medianas (10-50k followers): 2k-4k vistas por Reel en promedio. Total mensual típico: 50k-150k. → 200k es bueno/alto.
Cuentas grandes (50-100k+ followers): 6k-16k+ por Reel. Total mensual fácil supera los 200k-500k+. Aquí 200k sería normal o un poco bajo si publicas mucho.
@brockpierson I'm kool enough to have an external disc drive today, and a floppy reader too... and keep new box of floppies, cd's and dvd's just in case... and i write cool with a Kool for extra dose of coolness