𓆩carlos𓆪

certified hypnotic lover

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

what if we kissed under the tiburón

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

i’m betting money that im going to break my leg while snowboarding

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

ah si puto i’m mr beast

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

people just don’t make sense anymore

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

what the fuck is kevin g gonna do in stranger things

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

walked in the casino with 100 walked out with 1.4k

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

people share 1 brain cell

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

brownsville people are soooo embarrassing

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

telling your friends a whole different story when you were in the wrong is crazy

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

next person who asks me to play sexy red while i dj is going to be executed on the spot

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

we on 2 different levels buddy don’t try to compare to me

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

i told him i was cuban not born in cuba 😭

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

it’s 6:21 am and i’m craving dave’s hot fucking chicken

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

doing damage control when there is no damage to control 😭

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

i ❤️ gambling

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

alcohol kills y’all’s common sense holy fuck

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

holy shit man i overslept on my own bday

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

oh lord how people disgust me

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

buncha hooligans

[𓆩carlos𓆪 @DeadToCarlos]

corridos 🤮🤮🤮