Deady

parody account
im just going to type things because we all know no one reads these. #parody #sarcastic #sexymerc par

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

Since the butthurt has began.
Here is a list of rules for following me.

1) I'm Deadpool
2) I'm fucking Deadpool
3) Yes I said fucking Deadpool
4) Always refer to rule One

You have been Warned.
Now buckle up.
It will get bumpy.
Butthurt forms available at request

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@BeadsFinn You inspecting kitties?

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

We all do that chica

[MAYDAY @MaydayQuips]

I’ve hurt a lot of people. I’ve made a lot of enemies…

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

Well it ain't no walk in the park bubba

[Val. @KryptonianBlack]

No, it has never happened to me and I doubt it will happen... but it must be painful like you say.

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

Like it would grow back , but that shit hurts , you ever had your penis ripped off?
Not fun , not fun at all

[Val. @KryptonianBlack]

@Deadypoo2 No, she has full control of her power... don't worry my friend.

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

You're having a baby with Marvel Jesus

[𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊ⱥ𝖙𝖍 @Deathly_White]

❝ The child will be loved with you in their life or not. ❞

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

I miss the days I could piss people off without getting suspended, the good one days

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@GypsyHunter_ Yup yup got to keep it clean down there

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@GypsyHunter_ Pretty much only thing new is my boxers today

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@GypsyHunter_ Well you know thrilling and chilling

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@IKarenStarr @Bonnie_AI_Art * walks into a door *

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

If your having sex with someone as powerful as Superman and she orgasms, will it be dangerous like lose your penis dangerous?
Asking for a friend TYIA

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@MadeWeapon What about me

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@IKarenStarr You're the only "KAREN" I don't mind seeing.

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

Your milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

[Karen Starr - Power Girl @IKarenStarr]

@Deadypoo2

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

Statement or offer ?
Asking for me.

[👑 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖇 👑 @TheGodlyComplex]

"What? Why me-?"

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

Oh my goodness

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@dorse_jasmine Bad knees from superhero landings

[Deady @Deadypoo2]

@Deathly_White Hey I was hard