Dan Eagan

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it #livelife

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@AFreeeeeee Shut up bitch

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@chambleebrandel Oh shut the fuck up ya old goat

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@NYCMayor hey buddy, I got an idea for you. How about you go down to the Brooklyn Library and lend a helping hand to the staff that you are requiring to still work during this crisis! Step up to the plate big guy!

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@realDonaldTrump I agree. Get the fuck outta office

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

Yo miller lite and bud light are going AT each other in the commercials. I love it

[Heavyweights Quotes @HeavyweightsQt]

Congratulations Mr. Simms you are the fattest boy in camp.

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@realDonaldTrump You are the dumbest human alive

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@JayBilas Should wrote “still wanna smash”. Woulda sounded better

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

Did anyone else here the two caddies talking about banging their ex girlfriends at the U.S. Open yesterday? It made for great TV

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

One of my favorite things in the world to watch, is Sergio Garcia suck ass at golf. I absolutely love it

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@Bucky_Todd @greenblottmarty Shut It Todd. Loser

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

I love how Goodell dabs up the players like they’ve been boys for years. Bro, they hate you

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

The only thing I would had done different than Joe Kelly tonight, is I would’ve hit Tyler Austin at his previous at bat. Other than that, Kelly executed perfectly #YankeesvsRedSox

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@AFreeeeeee you’re a bitch

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

Idk if anyone is watching the justin bieber roast but Martha Stewart just killed it!!

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

Kate Upton kinda has a man voice. But I'm into that type of noise

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

Gentleman a bobsled is a simple thing. "Yeah so is a tooiillleeetttt!!!!!"

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@M_Brunell8 Your a bum Brunell. Get off Bradys Dick. Guy went 9-9 after they replaced the "deflated" balls. Hes 10x a player youll ever be

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

@ClassyKristennn hahaha that is 100% my dog. this happens to me all the time too

[Dan Eagan @Deagdaddy20]

That ovation Brady just received was unreal