Jessica Giraldo

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Normal person flirting: "Heyy babe :)" Me flirting: "Your face. I like that shit."

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again; you have a fear that every person is going to break you heart.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere Hoes rather buy an iPhone 5 but still won't buy a decent weave..

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Don't ever be ashamed of who you are, unless you're a hoe.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Slut: I love One Direction Nerd: Bitch you love it in all directions

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded!

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. Hoe.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

#ImSingleBecause in our generation, conversations became texting; arguments became phone calls; and feelings became status updates..

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

B!tch #DontTextMeIf im sleep at 3am & you asking me if im sleepin .. Naw im skydiving.. the F!ck you think im doin?."

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

"You tweet too much." Bitch, you breathe too much.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

If you have to SNEAK to do it, LIE to cover it up, or DELETE it to avoid it being seen then maybe you SHOULDN'T be doing it anyway.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Bitch, you're just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off more.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Damn Owl outside my window won't shutup... It keeps saying, "WHO?" ... I've said, "Mike Jones" like 50 damn times.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Do you ever listen to a story and think, lie, lie, lie, lie

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

[Jessica Giraldo @DeaneDillonmxv]

I hate when people tell me to calm down when I'm not even mad ! Bitch MOVE!