Evan Howell

[Evan Howell @DeanEvanH]

@united Don't use United Airlines. They left my senior citzen parents stranded in Newark, NJ because of crew. My parents were expected to arrive in Savannah, GA on July 18th. United Airlines told them they could fly them out at 8pm on July 20th. They didn't even offer them a hotel.

[Evan Howell @DeanEvanH]

@midwestern_ope We sure do! Checking in from Ohio.

[Evan Howell @DeanEvanH]

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[Evan Howell @DeanEvanH]

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[Evan Howell @DeanEvanH]

If I drank 70% of a Liter bottle of red stag and I have 5 Liters of blood then what percent of my blood is red stag?

[Evan Howell @DeanEvanH]

Why did the hooker cross the road? To give a blow job and get 20 dollars.