Dean Winchester

I'm not Jensen Ackles, but I heard he plays me on TV.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester That's because you have a filthy mind.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester What else could I mean?

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester Is that what you're doing in there?

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@_PadaleckiJared Nope.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester I don't know what you're talking about. You're the one who didn't want to listen to my "shitty music."

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

.@strawmantran Hey, if you wanna deal with Cas's awkward questions about herpes flare-ups we can all just nto tell him.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@WeWinGracie91 It's because I'm awesome, isn't it?

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

Hey, tell @samgwinchester that. RT @strawmantran: @DeanFTW Dude. I refuse.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@WeWinGracie91 It might be easier if I promise not to stay dead.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@WeWinGracie91 Yeah, it was a pretty long summer, but I think things are starting to get good again.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@WeWinGracie91 Tell Driver I said you get to pick.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@WeWinGracie91 Only if the shotgun is being a whiny bitch because they don't get awesomeness.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester Dude, if you make me do it, I'm just gonna make Kevin do it. You like Kevin, don't you? Be nice to him.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester Are you sure Hamlet isn't the Scottish one?

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester He's not a puppy, Sam.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester That's the Scottish one, right?

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester When did we go to Denmark?

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester No way. I gave you your talk. Three times. That means you get to give Cas his.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester And I don't know what you're taking about, weirdo.

[Dean Winchester @DeanFTW]

@samgwinchester I already called dibs on not giving him any of the talks.