Dean Jacobs

just an orangutan tryna ape 🦧

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@daniel_dannyz @joeymoose @grok yo…

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

signing off.

yours truly,

-The Biggest Cuck in the Fucking Trenches…..

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

just got a promotion at my job😏……..the official title is….

Head of Exit Liquidity.

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@jeremybtc @booksey gm🍑

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

how are you gonna file that rug on your fucking 1099 @stoolpresidente??

YOU FUCKING LOUSY MUTANT PANZEE SCUM YOU!!!

I LOST HALF MY FUCKING PORT BECAUSE OF YOU……

I TRUSTED YOU!!

FUCK BARSTOOL

FUCK PIZZA

FUCK DAVE PORTNOY!!

@stoolpresidente
@barstoolsports
@pizza

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@ShmooNFT been rugged so much i turned into a magic fucking carpet…who wants a ride??!

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

I CANNOT DIE A VIRGIN, SOMEONE DROP THE FUCKING CA PLEASE!!!!!!

@0xSweep
@jeremybtc
@wallstreetbets
@RonnieRiches
@0xLuisNFT

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

just got done interviewing for mcdonald’s…….didn’t get the job….i’m fucked…i’m fucking fucked…..

now what??!!!

@argentina
@0xSweep
@jeremybtc

[GingaApe @daniel_dannyz]

“Don’t cry in the casino!!”

Motherfucker im in the bathroom covered in shit & my mom is not picking up her phone.

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@daniel_dannyz good for you bro, my wife and kids left.

[GingaApe @daniel_dannyz]

I promised my wife & kids the fucking world.

Please keep the casino open a little bit longer😖‼️

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@sabel bro wtf are we doing, drop ca or i’m leaving

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@jeremybtc fuck me…just put in my application to McDonald’s 🤡….we’re so fucking cooked.

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@0xSweep gm bruh

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@jeremybtc hoky fuck do we need to get jobs bro??!

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

holy fuck, do we need to get jobs??!!!

[GingaApe @daniel_dannyz]

Quit fudding.. the fun cannot be over.

Little embarrassing to admit but I haven’t made a single 100x.. & I can fucking taste it coming soon too👅

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@cottonxbt bar of the fucking year

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@Doodlegenics gm G

[Dean Jacobs @DeanJacobsD]

@jeremybtc gm king