Dean Oelschig

A master of tweets that don’t age well. Managing Partner at @HalotheAgency. Unhealthy obsession with creativity, design, coffee & sport.

[Dean Oelschig @DeanOelsch]

Eugenio Chacarra looks like a shoe in for the Ryder Cup next year. Love the Spanish vibes in that team.

[Nicholas Nyati🇿🇦 @NicholasNyati]

Helen Zille is the only candidate in City of Joburg with a full term mayoral experience. She is the only candidate who knows how to turn a metro around.

Internationally recognised. She is the only candidate who has been a premier and turned a province around.

Vote DA

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This petrol price is doing one hell of a marketing job for electric cars.

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Shocking. Sets such a bad precedent that the ANC don't need to follow rules. This would never have been allowed in a real country.

[SABC News @SABCNews]

BREAKING NEWS | The Constitutional Court has ruled in favour of the ANC in the excluded candidate list dispute, ordering the IEC to include the affected wards on ballot papers for the November local government elections.

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2026 and forms are still asking this. SKYPE!?

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Hand made is the new shot on film.

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@ncakos316 I would be very very surprised if this isn't the exact side.

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@byronrode You need a lemon tree ;-) I have 2 and we try find ways to use them, kids make lemonade obvs

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What is your non-negotiable grocery to have in your house at all times? Like you’ll have spares in case.

Mine is Tabasco.

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@ryandemetz I am interested

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@nduplessis Yoh that just took me back to my childhood. But good.

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@pataderp 😂

Bitters lost that title when we started drinking Sneakies

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@pataderp Fancy.

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@prieurdp Was hoping g for something more than staples but yes, milk and eggs is a given.

[Klipdrift Brandy @KlipdriftBrandy]

Bongi Mbonambi and Bongi Mbo-not-really 🤣
#SameSameButKlippies

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Finally some banter. LFG. Gqeberha you know what to do.

[Troll cricket unlimitedd @TUnlimitedd]

Travis Head posted this on his Instagram stories 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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@ncakos316 Rather bring in an opener and let him bat 7

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Right St George’s Park. Do your thing.

This was way too easy in Durban and way too poor from the Durbanites. Consider this duty for your country.

[Dean Oelschig @DeanOelsch]

When a whole new genre of shopping I don’t need but want starts advertising to me on Instagram.