new chinese in village. feelin adventurous. give it try. enter shop. red flags. no golden dancing cat. served by english woman. no sign of a 10 year old kid doin a level math homework. place looks clean. fuck this. want no part. gunna be shit. bail on order. gettin crate instead.
Once went to a house to fix a boiler. Young mum 2 kids. The house was cold. Sorted the problem quickly, no parts required. She said she had no money, not even for food. Offered a blowjob as payment. I refused and gave her £20 for food. I have never told anyone.
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