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"There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always." Mahatma Gandhi

[Smoke @dearCeres]

@hescrowns @ChicksInTheOff Whaaaaaatttttt

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: If you saw that video of RFK Jr and Kid Rock drinking milk in a sauna together you might be entitled to compensation.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

remember that on the eve of a new major global conflict it is important to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest the calmer you will become

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This isn't a bad idea.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hey bro wants some Doritos?

>me ripping a line off a toilet seat

“Are you fucking crazy there’s seed oils in those “

[palustris @whiterosegreen]

@reformexposed "We've come to talk to you about your biological clock"

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Patriarchy: If you don't want an unplanned pregnancy, keep your legs closed.
Women: ... that's not... You know what? Fine.
Patriarchy: Also, pick better men. Stop dating as*holes and deadbeats.
Women: On it.

<male loneliness epidemic and declining birth rates enter the chat>

Patriarchy: NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

JUDGE: ... and then Mr Manson didn't you order Susan Atkins to cut open Sharon Tate's body and rip the fetus from her womb?

MANSON: Yer honor, The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&amp;P at almost 7,000, and the NASDAQ is smashing records! That’s what we should be talkin' about!"

[Ms. @Ms_Kamau_]

Do you know how broken a society has to be for people to stop wanting children ...

[Smoke @dearCeres]

@atrupar “Are Pam Bondi’s crimes protecting pedos approaching Ghislaine Maxwell level”

[Covid Solidarity @CovidSolidarit1]

It is so hard to deal with how utterly DISAPPOINTING nearly everyone in my life from pre-Covid times has been.

Disappointing in EVERY way. No courage, no intellect, no resilience, no imagination, no care, no curiosity, no love, no kindness, no humility, no strength, nothing.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Pam is to Trump as Ghislaine is to Jeff.

[Smoke @dearCeres]

@thefalseeconomy @allenanalysis I saw this elsewhere so can’t take credit: Epstein, the only trafficker with no customers

[Smoke @dearCeres]

@seanonolennon *latin beats

[Smoke @dearCeres]

@seanonolennon Mr Bunny is pretty to look at, Latina beats are infectious, the story of the island is super cool, the language is beautiful! I’m kinda over twerking and grinding when not in the club, and his lyrics are pretty raunchy when translated…

[Smoke @dearCeres]

@seanonolennon Buuuuut sounds like everybody he was singing about is consenting and of age, and the bar is so low at least he cleared that one!

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

According to sources close to the Vice President, JD Vance is considering coming out as a pedophile to make himself more acceptable to Donald Trump's base.