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black. lives. matter.

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gravity https://t.co/HmIfXHVgB5 via @YouTubeMusic

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@ewarren 🤎🖤 justice for elijah 🖤🤎

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My soul as I put on... and then take off... a white t-shirt I was quite hoping I could wear today. Without a bra.

‘Sigh... I wonder what it’s like to have pink nipples.’

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Volume UP... Saints, LET’S EAT!!

https://t.co/zkjYIDSwJQ

#Saints #nola #NewOrleans #SundayNightFootball #sundaynightdinner

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FANTASTIC job today Saints!!!
#Saints #nola #NewOrleans #Winning

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A goal shouldn’t be something you set and then smash it right out of the gate. A goal worth setting is one you have to work hard for, put some serious effort into.

Aim high. Goal big. Win huge. 🙏🏼

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Lewiston Maine, today, where I used to live: “Hey. How about some low 30’s? Maybe get you looking for your ice scraper? It’ll be fun. AND funny.”

Oh. And I’m also gonna murder your ENTIRE fucking vegetable garden tonight.

New Orleans, today, where I live now: “What’s a 30’s?”

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Brees is down but definitely NOT down for the count. A tough thing to happen! Saints for LIFE, nola ‘till ‘ya die!
#Saints  #nola #Brees #NewOrleans

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Either my national weather program learned a new trick today or we now have a local now giving them our weather forecasts. It’s nice! Yay for getting it right. : )

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Saints are playin’ tha Rams, we’re down 3 at the end of the 1st quarter. WHO DAT NATION, we GOT this!!

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LSU is playin’ Northwestern this evening, should be a GREAT game, LSU is absolutely CRUSHING it this year. : )

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A bit more feet, a little less me. 🙏🏼

Looks like I’m popping out of the 134’s and popping back into the 133’s. Except... I’ve got a first date with a gentleman tonight; we’re getting pizza. ; )

Now let’s see if my 133.0 and my 24.0” waist even MAKES it through our 1st date. 🙃

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Same me! Find me on Facebook at https://t.co/JoOrpOe6h4

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@Alyssa_Milano Right brain: ohmygod, BEST IDEA EV...
Left brain: Psst. Hey Right. We LIKE sex. Deny them, you deny us. Well, you deny ME, more specifically.
Vagina pipes in: AND ME!
Right brain: Oh. Shit. I guess it does work that way, doesn’t it.
(pauses)
Right brain: This is a TERRIBLE idea!!