elyse💌

oh THIS candle? yeah, it’s burning at both ends || he/they

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

oh im the library director now btw. just as like. an update.

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

the closing hasnt happened but if it doesnt my life will be over so consider this ✨manifestation✨

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

sacrificed all of my health in exchange for closing on a house, i may have pneumonia but soon i will have KEYS!!!!!

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

*sacrificed in sort of a magical karmic way i did not purposely seek pneumonia

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

another year of me begging the usps to bring back the whimsy of the 2021 Message Monsters stamps

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

i havent been on here in months so idk who’s around to see this lmao i just dont really know what to do about that

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

hi hi i think @sanssherifo5vr had their account hacked as i got a message telling me they accidentally reported my acct and i had to reach out to support via Discord. so beware i guess! hope ur ok @sanssherifo5vr !

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

@a_cardamines AAAAAA i havent seen that one yet but i want to watch it next!!

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

getting my partner into d20 and having them rank to pick our next season watch. really wild seeing what theyre interested in based on the limited description i give

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

we’ve made it to Safe Harbor……… i am not ready

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

watching acoc with your partner is all fun and games until you have to keep pausing for 20min stints to explain what was happening in the fandom while the episode aired and what weird incredibly niche lore you know about a character who doesnt matter

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

they saw calroy and said “hey you met that cake!” referring to cal meetup after d20MSG so im just waiting to find out if they also remember all the time i spent talking about cal as a villain assuming they’d never watch this show. a diligent lesson in shutting the fuck up

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

acoc was ranked at “uh sure” at first and i did need to kind of vouch for it a bit on principle

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

as predicted shortly after i had a bat in my apartment my neighbor came to ask me to catch a bat in her apartment. i am the lad they call

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

got another one boyz 💪😎

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

i have caught a bat in my apartment every august for 3 years

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

i have caught a bat in my apartment every august for 3 years

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

i have caught a 4th bat in my apartment building. everybody asks how they get in but this does not matter because i am how they get out

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

got a side hustle as an anthropologist what dimension is this

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

that is our homemade picnic blanket btw……. and our little sticker design we made to hand out……

[elyse💌 @DearElyse]

im in LOVE and we hosted a big gay PICNIC and i have NO TITS!!!