DearLetters

Humorous collection of short letters addressing holidays, creatures of the undead, sexy cartoons, and other things one might find pretty unimportant in life.

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I just spent 20 minutes looking at sandwiches on Pinterest.
Not some fancy, 5 star sandwich’s made with Argentinian aioli, sriracha prosciutto, and platypus eggs.
I was looking at turkey and Swiss on white bread. And Pinterest had the recipe under the picture.

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I need this! For therapeutic reasons. https://t.co/oFTfPShsjA

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Dear QSL,
I’m terrified that if I walk in that building I’d be forced back into employment. Like a German gulag but with sticky trays. I still have PTSD like nightmares about Tuesday nights. How... https://t.co/EhC6uPSQ9F

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I get that’s it’s New Years, but I think my kids are trying to stay away until 2021.

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Bailey Stout back when he was cute https://t.co/nXseaN3G9A

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Xmas dinner with the kids.

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This is my favorite episode this whole year!

30 minute episode.
Or catch it on Spotify
https://t.co/aSlyhf8jny https://t.co/s45hklInZ8

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If you talk on speakerphone in public, I’m going to yell “Is that the bitch who gave us herpes?”
No exceptions

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It’s about damn time someone took notice. https://t.co/o9FYsPzMIn

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Brody asked me what language deaf people think in.
I’m not sure how to handle this.
#parentingishard

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Ok! I didn’t believe this. I thought it was a joke.
There is a sound that you can’t hear if you’re older (like 40)
I played it and only heard a slight hum when I cranked the volume all the way up.
My kids could... https://t.co/Diw24oqrUs

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Had an amazing day at the Zoo! — at Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium https://t.co/p5nHPChwwW

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St Vincent De Paul
(Thrift store in Coraopolis)
Books, DVDs, CDs, VHS

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$2 movies!!!
Over 300 DVD’s this week, and I have more to count and put out.
At St Vincent De Paul. (Thrift store in Coraopolis)
Also over 1000 books still, ($1 or less) with more coming in daily.

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Joel, we do this with cartoons all the time! Only not as good. https://t.co/uLMZXpgLey