a little hero worm

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@entmoots i bought a flannel from this company years ago and they sold my info to some sort of equestrian outfitter and i got catalogs for like horse dewormer for years

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i'm a gross little office pig who likes to lick the lids to her salad dressing cups and these new sweetgreen lids provide a vastly inferior tonguefeel

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I swear to god Lorne Michaels is being blackmailed by these live animal handlers

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the utter indignity of having a bat virus

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Bar Rescue (misc eps)

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Using this space to list all of the stuff I've streamed while sick at home with the disease caused by the novel coronavirus

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Seinfeld Season 6

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Would love to see a doc just about the LuLaRoe family with the Fantomas poster in their kitchen

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darn tough wool thong

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wish I had a car so I could drive around the city listening to mr bungle getting absolutely mad as FUCK

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This morning I actually had breakfast with Michael Phelps.

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Dr. James LaPenis

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James LaPenis

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Callin’ in a bomb-ass pussy threat