Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole.
#DeathBlart 2022 is out now!
ICYMI: We've made our first-ever
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It’s American Thanksgiving, and you know what that means! We've faced yet another chapter in our life-long commitment to watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, and then spent roughly 90 minutes doing our best to talk about anything else. #DeathBlart 2021 is here.
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The time has come. #DeathBlart 2020 is here at last, and with it comes a significant milestone in our Sisyphean journey.
Yes friends, for the first time ever, this year’s episode is a commentary track. Enjoy.
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When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, #DeathBlart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.
It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so we face the grim task of experiencing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, mistakes were made.
#DeathBlart
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It’s American Thanksgiving friends. That can mean only one thing: BLART RIDES AGAIN It’s TIL DEATH DO US BLART 2018 #DeathBlart https://t.co/NvGOidvY5M Thanks for RTing, we only get one chance a year!
Big news! HUGE NEWS! #Candlenights2017 tickets go on sale TODAY at NOON ET! Join us in Huntington, WV on Dec 22nd! @Sawbones@ShmannersCast and @Stillbuff will also be there! See you there! https://t.co/ulrKp3eFIC