William Laughton

get metal, eat meat

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

I miss when Code Orange didn’t suck #spaceemout

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

These ribs falling off tha bone #lordjesus

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Oh lawd you know I’m out here sweating over this grill #gobbless

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

When Cracker Barrel sees me walk in they yell “86 THAT MEATLOAF!!!!”.

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Garbage Pail Kids I picked up at a local feed n seed have got my LMAO #garbagepailkids

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

JK I got u…..

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Thinking about being evil………,

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Left the syrup off my pancake(healthy), I thought Lonnie was gonna panQUAKE! #volcano #humor #comedy

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

*little hands slapping whoopie cusion*
*loud tuba screech*
*gulp gulp*
*fucking loud elephant noise*
🎶
We climb up up up
The vol-can-o
The molten lava
Is up to our thighs
Boy how this
Volcano can rise
🎶

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

What if life is a carousel and God is the ride jock. That would get me freaked. The ride jock makes all my life decisions?!?!?! No thanks. #ridejock #bigquestions

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Blackened fish.

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

The guy I got for secret Santa is a bum. Really rather pissed off about it. It’s really messing with my Christmas cheer. I wanted to get Lonnie. We have so many inside jokes. #secretSanta #Christmas #strongchristianman

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

If @GuyFieri let me on his show I would adopt 7 children from the kid nursing home and set them free.

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

I love taking the fishnets off the Xmas tree. #hehe #xmas #christmas

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

RIP Gidget #tacobell

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

I feel like the President of the United States should have to be streaming 24/7 and you can wake him up in the middle of the night to the song The Cup by Dave Blunts if you pay $1,000 towards the national debt. #politics #potus #usa #thecup #davebluntz

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Someone buy me this.

[Power Rangers @ThePowerRangers]

It’s mighty morphin time! Final reminder to shop today for original power coins, props, costumes, and more used in Power Rangers (2017). #PowerRangers

Available @PropStore.com

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Cursive is too hard to understand. I can’t STAND it. #genzhumor

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

Spending time in Florence and my buddy made $41 dollars in a rubix cube contest. Made me feel better after Shannon left me. I love Alabama.

[William Laughton @DeathMetalBilly]

I’ve really been getting in Elton John…… I know it’s not metal but this guy could have fronted Testament with that voice…….