Yxng

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is
unreal

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@ammalusty The “chips and drinks kind of day” line adds innocent charm, turning a simple server interaction into a feel-good viral moment amid usually negative social media stories.

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

You beautiful even on the inside, let your soul smile

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

Niggas Like Us Can Only Talk To Ourself

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@LustyL0rd Fax

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

Everybody be wanting loyalty but can't even give it

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@LustyL0rd Definitely non.

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

Whatever God removed, wasn’t pose to be there, rm dat

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice every day?

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@ammalusty the “stop buying avocado toast” advice aged like milk when rent and mortgages tripled but wages didn’t.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

$600 is not even enough money for a month of groceries in most families. Like wtaf. This is beyond insulting.

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@ammalusty Lmao this is next level pettiness, hope the pharmacy gave you a loyalty card by now.

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@ammalusty Lmao that’s next-level wife tax 😂 13 months of ‘babe where’s my…’ funding an Explorer? Respect to her organizational empire and your collective forgetfulness.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every time I bag my own groceries I
do it like someone is standing behind me with a gun to my head for no reason

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

being autistic is like seeing multiple big ass elephants in the room and you're just not supposed to say anything

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

several years ago I read that potatoes and butter have all the nutrients a person needs to stay alive and I have refused to inspect that information since. it is my emotional support fact.

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@ammalusty Just quietly riding the wave with “so true sweetie” through every phase — no lectures, no eye rolls, just steady backup. Legend behavior. This is how you raise a kid who actually talks to you later in life.

[Yxng @DEBANDOKID]

@LustyL0rd Ohh really where the thoughts are now?

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to "clear my mind".. now!?
These thoughts living with me.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

31 years since my dad sent me to the shop for a tin of red and white striped paint and the shopkeeper sent me back to ask him if he wanted horizontal or vertical, and i sussed out on the way home what was going on and then kicked the front door so hard it broke.