Joe Jizz

Changing the world one tweet at a time. Knower of ball. Money is not an issue for me. My tweets are always personal. #professionalhater

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@danarestia Respect most wins in D1 since 2024 Sacred Heart Pios

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@__303Nryan Living rent free all the way across the pond. Some things never change. #firstroundexit

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@danarestia Who is voting for Fairfield, UMass, and Colgate for the Top 20? This is insane. They should release everyone’s polls like they do for college football so we can publicly shame the voters.

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@__303Nryan I’m doing just peachy knowing I’m with your girl, Johnny.

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4-2 on the day. Another profitable week. This is what the fuck I do.

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Forgot to send tweet before start of noon games but here is my board for the day. College lax is free.

- QU -1.5 vs Umass Lowell
- Fairfield +1.5 vs Lehigh
- Sacred Heart +1.5 vs SBU
- Siena +6.5 vs BU
- Le moyne Queens u21.5

Also had Delaware Quinnipiac lay but UD SUCKS COCK

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@NCAAMLaxBets Never fade the Pios.

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@NCAAMLaxBets

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@NCAAMLaxBets Delaware 4 units 😂😂😂

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Forgot to send tweet before start of noon games but here is my board for the day. College lax is free.

- QU -1.5 vs Umass Lowell
- Fairfield +1.5 vs Lehigh
- Sacred Heart +1.5 vs SBU
- Siena +6.5 vs BU
- Le moyne Queens u21.5

Also had Delaware Quinnipiac lay but UD SUCKS COCK

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This shit smacked midway through the 3rd quarter. If you like money just listen to my advice.

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First college lax play of the year ultra whale.

Penn St vs Colgate o.26 2u let’s ride

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First college lax play of the year ultra whale.

Penn St vs Colgate o.26 2u let’s ride

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@__303Nryan Pio ball bitch #d1

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@ChipotleTweets I’ve been in line at the pick up for over 35 minutes order still not ready this is some bullshit

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@HausenKS To play better competition on a better team?

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@Saints Come outside

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@Saints Poverty franchise

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@Saints WE OWN YOUR CITY

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Chat rate the setup #quad

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@nimbushawthorne bought a couple of shares of Crox this week. #undervalued

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Get Parker Romo off my fucking team