Marko

Captain of the Clean Plate Club

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

The bullpen is historically awful and we just keep trotting it out there. Absolutely inexcusable.

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@KevinRothWx 440 Buccos start just announced

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@ClueHeywood I think it would have been if you had left him up there.

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Just got carded at a trader Joe's at 42.
98 on the black still intact.

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@rtjr You mean you didn't like when he messed up sliding so badly stealing a base last night that he essentially spiked his body off the ground and bounced off second base?

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

BODIED Wemby.

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That looked.... Intentional

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Are we.... Are we a wagon now

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@windowtothepaul ......you know who makes that kind of play, Paulie? Deep in your soul. You know.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

.@IntlCrimCourt Kid Rock remade Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama into one song in 2008 and yet you've done NOTHING

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

I'm beginning to think this bullpen might not be very good.

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The Brunson tip to keep the ball alive followed by him drilling a 3 made me YELL

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

He doesn't always connect, but when he does, he CONNECTS

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

THE STACHE. THE BAT DROP. THE WALK.

EVERYTHING. 🤌

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@DReft0311 He's only slugging .270 😂

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

They should just let a fan bat for him each time.

[Pirates of the Allegheny @OfTheAllegheny]

Jared Triolo is slugging .259 so far in 2026.

That would be the worst slugging percentage in the entire league in:

2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000….

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

@Steelers_DB It's the most insane sports site on the entire internet. You can go down a rabbit hole and get LOST in there.

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I love Konnor Griffin so damn much

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Inject this directly into my veins holy hell what a video

[Pirates of the Allegheny @OfTheAllegheny]

I’m drinking a beer rn and just watching this on repeat

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

That kicked all the ass. Fuck yes Buccos 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[Marko @DeboMalanowski]

BUC YEAH