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28 || Werfleider || Volleyballer || ex-Bavikhovenaar tegen ondertiteling van West-Vlamingen || Strever naar diplomatisch & gezond boerenverstand || Italofiel

[Joel Willans @VFinnishProbs]

President Donald J. Trump meets with Harry Potter of Hogwarts in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Potter presented the President with his Triwizard Cup in recognition of the President’s extraordinary proficiency in the dark arts of misinformation, illusion and reality distortion. ✨

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

3 Communists walk into a bar, one orders a $15 mixed drink, one a $10 Martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally.

Next week, the three, once again, return to the bar, but this time, they all ask for separate checks, so the bartender asks them, why aren’t they splitting the bill equally, since in communism, everyone pays the same fair share. The three communists reluctantly agree, and once again split the check 3 ways.

The following week, the three communists return, but with a mob of devoted followers, and protest the bartender, to change the prices of all their drinks, to the cheapest drink on the menu.

In fear of his business vandalized or burned down, the bartender agrees. So the following week all the communists come in and enjoy their $6 equally priced drinks, and celebrate the successes of communism.

The Communists continue this for several more weeks, until one Friday they return to the bar, to find it closed, with a sign out front, stating that the bar is out of business.

And that comrades, is how communism works.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Generations will mock this photo for years to come

[ᴛʜɪʙᴀᴜᴛ ᴅᴇʙᴏꜱꜱᴄʜᴇʀᴇ @DebosschereT]

@LegacySiu Vitinha

[vanilla sweet cream cold brew @blublubluberri]

My unpopular opinion is that even tho cheating is evil and unethical it should not have legal/professional repercussions

[ᴛʜɪʙᴀᴜᴛ ᴅᴇʙᴏꜱꜱᴄʜᴇʀᴇ @DebosschereT]

@freek_niesten Plat populisme; schrijnende uitspraken.

[SheIby @TommyShelby_30]

HABEMUS PAPA

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How every game of RISK ends

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

One of the best traditions in football as Real Betis fans throw toys on the field to be given to children during the festive period.🧸

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is one of the best things I’ve seen on the internet.

[Bart De Clerck @bartdecl]

We hebben een nieuwe regering…

[Karen Liesens @KarenLiesens]

En wat moet je doen om voor zo een bon in aanmerking te komen? Vooral niet werken zeker.

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

Poland continues to be based by banning radical alphabet activists in schools.

Protecting the vulnerable minds of kids.

[Dan @dxnthfc]

Nothing pisses me off more than when players grab onto the goal scorer who’s running off to celebrate

[PTRVDA @PTRVDA]

Wanneer ge economie hebt gestudeerd maar de docent “bonjour tout le monde aujourd'hui l'examen francais, séparez-vous et alors nous pouvons commencer”
hoort zeggen

[James May @MrJamesMay]

‘Copy nothing’, though?

[The Lucky Heron @LuckyHeronSay]

From a time when you could still see and hear the truth on TV