Spencer DeBusk

Reform Society. False Prophet.

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@rachel_debusk QOTD while eating cheezits, "I want real food, can you go get me a salmon?"

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@rachel_debusk it's not going to be easy, but with the help of Nickleback anything is possible

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@rachel_debusk it rained a bunch last night, hopefully we'll get a lil more

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@rachel_debusk just had the sudden urge to watch ER and eat bagel bites, I hope it rains, always makes it better.

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@rachel_debusk or you could be nice and cosy in bed, drifting into sleep, then be viciously attacked by a hornet

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@rachel_debusk maybe shes trying to put in a second golden elevator

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@godfreofficial Cash!!!

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The Evolution of the Camel.

Moved people around in Biblical times.

Sold cigarettes in the 40s.

Sold insurance recently.

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Dear women,

Don't be this girl, just don't.

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Dear Males,

Don't be this guy. Just don't.

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#probablydrugs

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So, The Sound Of Silence has 143 plays on iTunes, and I downloaded it 6 days ago... #simonandgarfunkle

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"I can think things pretty good, but when I got to try sayin or writin them, it kinda come out like jello or somethin." -Forrest Gump

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Kate Upton must've been popular in high school.

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#ifihadthreewishes I would ask to know the exact number of how many texts I've sent from sitting on the toilet.

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@staybr00tal_ #aestheticporn

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"This country could use another president like Benjamin Franklin again."

-Michele Bachmann

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Justin Bieber's legs are so short.

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That awkward moment when you make fun of Brodie Smith in a vine and he revines it.