one time i referenced a meme to this guy i was dating and he had never heard of it so i showed him the meme and his response was ”so im just supposed to memorize all your little pictures in order to have a conversation with you?” and not a DAY goes by,
To the boomers who complained about “everything being emailed” and “not meeting people with a firm handshake and eye contact”, YOU’RE WELCOME. #coronavirus
recently saw a cluster of str*ight men refusing to use free hand sanitizer because it smelled like lavender
and then people wonder why they get sick 🤷🏽��️
attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”
My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
To the people who cough and sneeze everywhere but say “don’t worry, it’s not coronavirus LOL”, I don’t care WHAT cold you have, still cover your mouth when you cough! 🙄