Kitti 🌙

“You’re an ominous presence” ✨ Villain Life Coach ✨ #TraumatizeTheMen

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

If you need me I’ll be over on Threads and Bluesky.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Saw a black cat and kitten cross the road in front of my car today- considering the date I’m fully claiming this good luck 🐈‍⬛

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

@thebratking She only knows S C R E A M

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Update: :P

Considering the circumstances of her capture her foster name is Karkat

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Rolling around in a dirty parking lot bribing with the devil himself
(There’s a kitten under a car that refuses to come out- cat sounds and wet food only have helped a little)

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Rolling around in a dirty parking lot bribing with the devil himself
(There’s a kitten under a car that refuses to come out- cat sounds and wet food only have helped a little)

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

@MainGhoulDude I’m actually quite proud of my ability to do the :3 (despite the fact it is very rarely used)

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Literally scrolling past live after live where the person is talking about likes and follows or even saying they’ll do things like go into the storm or water when they hit x amount of likes.

My sibling in Satan these priorities are horrific.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Some of the content coming out of Hurricane Milton is really giving “Don’t Look Up” and I mean that in a bad way.
Like walking around outside live-streaming a hurricane?? Put your phone down and go inside. Other people will mimic you wanting the views and could get hurt.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Some of the content coming out of Hurricane Milton is really giving “Don’t Look Up” and I mean that in a bad way.
Like walking around outside live-streaming a hurricane?? Put your phone down and go inside. Other people will mimic you wanting the views and could get hurt.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

If I’m on a busy subway/train and there is only either a space to sit between two women or two men- I actually take the seat between the two men
This is solely to potentially spare another woman on the train in case one of them acts up. Usually it’s fine but juuuust in case.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Note I tried for legit 20 minutes to gently scoop her and hold her but to no avail 😔 she skedaddled.

Side note did you know spiders have little footsteps because she definitely did.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

I was wondering why I never had any insect issues 🕷️

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

I was wondering why I never had any insect issues 🕷️

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Idk if anyone has done this one yet but #debate2024

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

The whisper AI voice on tiktok can go straight back to the pit of hell where it belongs (a different pit from me thank you)

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

The few times men try to insult my looks online (and add in a reason) they tend to say I look like an alien which is way more on the nose than they realize LMAO

Kitti Lore! We found a secret diary my dad had kept where he full ass claims he’s an alien. It’s just my genetics 💃🏻

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

@RobertAlanMore I’m actually not though.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Sometimes I become aware of the ambient low hum of empty sound. it’s not like a ringing in the ears or pulsating tinnitus- it’s much lower and goes away when ignored.

Now you’re probably aware of it too.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

❄️: “it’s actually tasty whip cream- it’s good for the pancake if you run out of sauce.”
🌙: “did your Canadian ass just call Syrup ‘sauce’”
❄️: “….. yes.”
This slip up is an insult to our heritage 😮‍💨

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@Andrew_Giglio I think it’s a confused one in their case 😔 smh people need to try harder. It just isn’t landing!

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

It’s like calling me a Pisces- it doesn’t work as an insult bc now I’m just confused and trying to figure out what you think the term means in the first place.

[Kitti 🌙 @DecafKitti]

Can people relearn the definition of the “pick me girl” insult because I’m getting called that on posts where I’m literally being a bland bitch to make someone leave and I’m like: Babe I really Do Not Like being picked for anything. That’s the opposite of the term