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shop wench at @prowlerstores 🌈 • writing/journalism/photography in bio. Lover of all things pop, cunning, and linguistic.

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@graceyldn I pretend to cry ngl, always works 🥹

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The latest antic in work (soho sex shop) is that someone took a fake £5 ‘coz they were playing smash or pass with the new King Charles note

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I found a hair in the dinner I made at home who the f do I complain to

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@DeirdreBoleyn @roadsidemum Aw 🤩 the other stories in the anthology are amazing / shocking

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I am published in a book!

One in Five by Louisa Britain / @roadsidemum is in my hands. Little me could cry.

I submitted an entry four years ago for a callout, detailing my own experiences of growing up on the bread line and how that has intertwined with me today.

She’s here.

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@denzelx__ @cocomelonate @nazfromnewham Interesting to learn this. Lots of the DLR names around the Docklands have similar names for their histories too — some give me the creeps, though.

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@cocomelonate @nazfromnewham I think it’s named after British East India — like they just wave these colonialist names around like it’s cute or somethin ☠️

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I’ve started regularly cycling in London and when I tell you my arch enemy’s become white straight blokes in Lycra and those fugly fucking glasses

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@Kieran_Sangha @LondonMarathon kieRAN

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“Why do we gotta tell each other how to live, the only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in”

[hayani @selenicloves]

moots, LMS, or anyone that listens to gaga.. tell me your favorite gaga line/lyric OAT

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Only fun girlies commute on the Charing Cross branch of the Northern Line

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@EllaDecember I taught in Brazil for a while.

Westminster, Notting Hill, Oxford Street, Piccadilly. They don’t know Brixton or Peckham — why would they ☠️. They don’t know that we do carnival here.

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@Chris_Klazz Omddd. I’m so sorry for this fool 😞 — for real — report the ad and provide this evidence to SR!

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@NoContextBrits Doofer

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I switched a work lanyard from a rainbow one for my own safety recently. Kind of sad.

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Hey mate I’m just checking if you still got that Dalston Kingsland room 24-27 Dec, £850 excl. bills and no use of kitchen utensils

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@joshparry Smashed it. This is serious!

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If common sense was a bus, it drove past your stop

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

Can somebody give me one of those funny insults that ppl be saying on here to basically call someone dumb?

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@8bitnortherner Just come to say I loved the point you’re making. The dunces on here negating it have entirely missed the entire concept. I’m one of the w/c hopefuls. Let’s see what happens. 🤞