uncanny valley ranch

aspiring yik yak influencer + tweets sent from my motorola razr + mom if you see this i’m sorry

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i’m going to steal the declaration of independence

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cuntwrap supreme

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*tasting an amazing chocolate milk*

omg is this the one the killed king henry

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what a beautiful place facebook marketplace is

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i’ve never felt so seen

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just caught myself running in the rain and it gave me the ick

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honey, call the chimney sweep

(i just shit down the laundry chute)

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drake the type the guy to go under a popular post and write “i’m just here for the comments 🍿 👀”

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who up?

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my plumber did such a good job i just know he will be blessed with 100 virgins in the afterlife

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backshots from punxsutawney phil

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@elmo all my apes. gone.

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just learned that practically every passenger cruise ship has a trash chute at the back of the boat. the passenger and crew generate so much trash then they just dump it in the ocean and sail away. disgusting.

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tonight gunna be a movie

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good day. happy new years to all. and to all a good night.

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Its New Years EVE not New Years STEVE.

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it’s a gin and meatballs kinda night

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i want her so bad