Trident Deck Tweet Explainer

Sometimes tweets are hard to understand

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@noahsadork @TridentDeck It’s a photoshopped image of Rick Rizzs waving goodbye as he prepares to board a bus.

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@noahsadork @PaulLovesBeer90 @TridentDeck Offline for system updates

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@SammyFletchino3 @TridentDeck Hello! Hope this helps

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@k_olney @TridentDeck Done!

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In this tweet, Trident Deck is saying that a more pure form of fandom is rooting for your team to do the remarkable, even when it means losing the game.

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If you don’t have it in you to root for your team to finish being no-hit by the A’s when they’ve spent the past 7 innings doing just that, well then you’re not a real fan

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@noahsadork No.

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In this tweet, Trident Deck is voicing frustration with the fact that “electric factory” is a nonsensical phrase uttered by an allegedly unliked player who is no longer with the team, thus it is unfit to be used in promotional materials concerning the team and/or stadium

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We desperately need a Mariners player to say something dumb that’s slightly hype but doesn’t really make sense ASAP so we can move on from “electric factory.” Please. I beg.

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In this tweet, Trident Deck is implying that the existence of Twitter is detrimental to their well being, and lamenting this fact

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Why is this website still alive. What did I do to deserve this

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This tweet means Trident Deck is begging for anything, literally anything, to happen

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Announce Brantley

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Trident Deck is referencing the fact that any time a free agent signs a large deal, a portion of the fanbase rises up to declare its good the Mariners didn’t sign them, because “you saw how the Cano deal worked out.” Incorrectly implying that the Cano deal was bad when it was not

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I cannot believe literally every major free agent signing has to end in Cano discourse for this fanbase. A deal that was signed in 2014. This is what Jerry has done to us by signing no FA position player for more than Aoki’s 1 yr $5M

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When Trident Deck says this, it means he is considering tweeting some things that could be considered controversial/stupid/annoying/good

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Thinking about doing some tweets

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Trident Deck did a potty talk in place of actual engagement, as a choice

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@controlthezone Some of y’all fart poop butt fart poop butt

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This tweet is a reference to the fact that the state of California is perpetually in a drought.

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I think Mitch Haniger will find that ending a drought in California is much more challenging

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This tweet means that Trident Deck saw Kevin Martinez did a tweet

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Hearing from my sources that Kevin Martinez

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@LuisTorrensfan @TridentDeck Sometimes the tweet doesn’t have a point. Sometimes it just says a thing

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@nathan_h_b It’s slang, popularized by Larry the Cable Guy’s character “Mater” in the Pixar film CARS

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There is snow on the ground in much of western Washington, where Trident Deck is located. The tweet references the popular holiday song Winter Wonderland because it is often associated with a snowy December.

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It’s a dadgum winter wonderland out here

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In this tweet, Trident Deck is using a classic meme template to convey a state of shock, dismay, and bewilderment at the announcement in the quoted tweet.

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@puffin_time Ok! Done!

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This tweet is giving notice that a new account has been created to help explain some of Trident Deck’s tweets. This account, @DeckExplainer, is that account.

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New account just dropped @DeckExplainer